Crocodile Cage (1. IMDb. So whines the frankly bloody infuriating blind daughter of all out macho man Jake, (played by Peter *God* O'Brian) after a bad guy has just disembowelled the child's cuddly toy for no apparent reason other than to demonstrate just what a rotten so and so he is. Fear not though, for said stuffed cutie is later avenged by our hero in style who also manages to wipe out seemingly half the population of Indonesia along the way to! Yes, any film directed by the mighty Arizal is always well worth a look and Double Crosser, although far from the prolific directors finest work is no exception. It's a joyous cauldron of crappy acting, bad dubbing, cool stunts, ridiculous plot contrivances, big shoot outs, fist fights, martial arts, explosions and curly mullets. What more could you possibly wish for in a film?! Things to watch out for: The aforementioned blind daughter who as another reviewer quite rightly described walks like she has just wandered onto the wrong set from a zombie flick(!), some truly and hilariously daft plot twists such as when our hero is fooled (incredibly easily!) into believing that his best friend and brother in law is playing away with his new woman, a live chicken being fed to a crocodile(!), some priceless side splitting dialogue and best of all the ending in this...... To call it abrupt would be to put it mildly! To betray by acting in contradiction to a prior agreement. With Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Michael Cera. George Sr.'s new business hits a rough patch, and he must bribe a politician to get his scam back on.
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